The leaky boat is being replaced by the most luxurious cruise ship starting on June 1. This new ship is unsinkable (unlike the Titanic), because new technology made it possible for the caregivers to walk on water, and the same technology was used on the ship. It offers the most comprehensive staff of experts in the ad journey. Check out the 5 star meals that the caregivers prepare each day...sample all the cocount goodies, coconut shrimp, coconut scampi and coconut zombie drinks with little umbrellas. Sample the tahitian hamburger helper.... The medical staff comprises of at least 50 neurologists, each with expert advice on special treatment, and more prescription information than is available on the drug information sheets. The entertainment staff will keep you laughing throughout the day as they recount their adventures, and there are dedicated crews to help you find missing items. Extra pajamas and nighties are included with every trip. The clean up crew is "pristine", and you will not find a smudge anywhere. Of course, gambling is a prime entertainment spot, and be sure to check out the high stakes gambling...after all, you may be betting on someone's life..... Meals are served 24 hrs a day, with or without utensils, and can be special ordered to accomodate the most sensitive palate. Be sure to visit the exercise room, where you can throw things, punch walls, smash furniture and vent your frustrations. Lifeboats will also be available for anyone who falls overboard. Our staff will be on constant alert for anyone nearing the rail. The sun deck is open from dusk to dawn for those who like to nap or just lay around. The swimming pool boasts of 92 degree water, and 15 pool attendants for you ladies. Towels and sun tan lotion are additional. The captain of this ship is Joan, and Sid will be the harbor pilot, and he will be allowed to drive anywhere at all. Other staff leaders have not been named, and will be assigned as they volunteer. Happy Sailing
Oh, my goodness I've been sick in bed all day and just came to check the latest news -- I've NEVER been on a cruise so I wouldn't miss this for the world. Put me down for a fancy stateroom!
Love to be in charge of infirmary...will supply beautiful nurses...male and female. No norovirus, happy pills for all. Sundowners cocktail specials for LO. Medically supervised wheelchair races..
oh wow! well lets not forget a stop in martinique.. the french side- where are the skinny dipping and nude bathing goes on??? and our own official specialty drink, called the "COCO-LOCO" and everyone will drink them in abundance-. who knows maybe our spouses will find themselves again for a bit with all the fresh ketones! hahaa. and plan to attend the midnite buffet which is CHOCOLATE LOVERS DECADENCE! intended to send our spouses sweet tooth into oblivion:) - and i believe we should close off the 'promenade' deck for the 'wanderers and pacers' around 4pm every afternoon while the rest of us booze itup around the pool.:)i hope someone reminded them to stock depends onboard:) this cruise certainly sounds devine.... divvi
Tonight, the ship is docking at Musha Cay, and happy hour will last from 2pm until 2am, and ballroom dancing will be open all night. A seven course meal, Featuring fried chocolate cake, chocolate potatoes, green beans au chocolat, biftek chocolat, creme de chocoat, choco-chicken, Mocha Pork, and chocolate zuppa, and our dining room will be located in the ballroom. Tomorrow, the pool will feature 2 attendants for each person, and will include pedicures, massages, fanning, and personal services. Additionally, the pool is scheduled for cleaning, and the pool boy crew will be doubled in order to accomplish this quicker. Shopping will be available and excursions to Musha Cay will depart at 9am and noon, and return at 5pm. Coconut martinis are the drink of the day, and will feature extra mct extract, with double shots. Poop deck will be closed for renovations
phranque. i suggest members meeting prior to dinner in the Memory Lane Lounge lower Baja deck for a quick martini and a handout of free packet of their anti-psychotic drug of choice- for either passengers or patients?? just to mellow out everyone before dining..:) and just for the record-it was not MY DH who caused them to have to clean out the pool on the poop deck! i heard there is going to be dirty dancing contest in the lounge later?? and marsh and joan are going to enter and Doneit and TJ?? and of course Bille and divvi as his/her poop king/queen...:) divvi
Everyone is reminded that, as of 1 June, they'll need an up-to-date passport to re-enter the U.S. after visiting various destinations in the Western Hemisphere, per the new Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative announced in today's paper. And considering all the drinking that is evidently planned, equipping the ship with lots of extra pissports would probably also be wise.
Oh dear, I had my heart set on stopping at Looney Landing to do some shopping. I'll need to get a grass skirt, a lei, haven't had one of those in a while, lol! and a floppy straw hat. I would love a chair on the lower deck so that DH can do some real deep sea fishing. The Memory Lane Lounge sound like just the place for a Pina Coconuter. We'll need some dance instructors for those of us who haven't boogied for a while too.
Okay phranque, if we are heading into a cat 4 storm count me out. Today was the first day of the hurrican season here in SC and I am hoping and praying anything we get will not be major. I'l stay home with my Bacardi and coke and think about you all getting seasick from the storm or just getting sick from all the booze and food. Enjoy.
I'm not sure how much fun I'd be but I used to be a pretty good dancer. DH and I did dance at oldest grandson's wedding 2 years ago. That was pretty fun.
I like to go on those port of call tours and I really enjoy the shows the staff puts on in the theater. Is anyone else up for that.
How long is this cruise going to be? I'm not trying to rush anyone. I just want to know how much $$ I need to take with me. :) (grin). I don't gamble at all but I've heard it said that I can be a big spender if in the mood. (another grin).
Do I need to go someplace to pick up the ship or is it going to dock in Seattle? I can pick it up then if you let me know the date(s).
I'm confused--which direction is this ship going? North or south, doesn't matter, you'll have to pass Los Angeles sooner or later. Can we stop in Hawaii?
I want to learn line dancing, folk dancing and ballroom dancing on the cruise. I always wanted to but hb would not. I saw in the senior 'The message' newspaper they are offering line dancing for beginners and intermediate. Would love to do it but will have to wait until later.