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    • CommentAuthorWolf
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2020
    Hey COVID19! Bite me!

    I don't want to die and I don't want to get old but I'm not a stinking one celled coronavirus. What is that anyway? I'm a primate. I've done more things before I was one than you haven't the slightest inkling of or ever will. You can kill me. Get in line. You may want to take a number.

    The trick you see isn't just to be here. Rocks can do that. The trick is to know you're here and understand you're having all these experiences. I even have feelings about all that and memories and thoughts. Lets count what you have. Squat. Stick to lung tissue. Die. Not particularly impressive.

    You see what I'm saying? You're a virus and I'm the top of the food chain. Nothing lasts forever and I not only get that - I can deal with it. You have no clue. Stick to lung tissue. Die. Out of tricks.

    I was sexually taken advantage of by the Dobson twins. I flew into John Wayne airport, walked off the tarmac like in a 1930's movie, stayed in Laguna Beach, and got paid just to talk. I lost a job by mooning a double decker Amtrac train on the Colorado River. I won a basketball championship. I drove 200 kph on the autobahn. I've wasted more time than you can comprehend. I loved a woman, shared my life with her, helped her die, and reinvented myself. Are you getting any of this?

    You may think I fear you if you were able to think anything at all. But that would be wrong. You aren't the lint in my bellybutton. And if you do kill me, congratulations on beating out cancer, pneumonia, stroke, heart attack and all my other friends too numerous to mention. It doesn't change anything that matters. I'd explain that but it would be a waste of time.

    Bye bye now. See you in the funny papers. Oh right...nevermind.
    • CommentAuthorCharlotte
    • CommentTimeMar 26th 2020
    Great letter. Hope he reads it and leaves you alone!
    • CommentAuthormyrtle*
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2020
    Thanks, Wolf. You speak for many of us.
    • CommentAuthormyrtle*
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2020
    How is everyone doing with the restrictions?
    • CommentAuthorCharlotte
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2020
    I am doing fine - miss seeing my hubby but I know I am not alone. Made a trip Monday to the grocery store, went to Walmart today. Should be good for a couple weeks at least.
    • CommentAuthorNicky
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2020
    I'm still healthy & so is my family. I'm not going shopping - having my groceries delivered. I've gone for walks around my neighbourhood - everyone I meet has respected the 6' distance & crossed the street.

    Missing my daily visits with my husband, but I've called weekly & he's doing fine - the virus has not hit his residence, but 2 other residences in this area have workers that tested positive for the virus.

    I haven't seen my family members in over 3 weeks. We are having a video call on Easter Sunday.

    I'm trying to stay positive & be grateful for what I have - so many are a lot worse than I am.