DH had picked up a broken wooden birdhouse from our neighbor's trash. He wanted to fix it and give it back to her. Been working on it and today was finishing it up. I hadn't paid any attention to what he was doing (my bad). He got up and said he had to go to the bathroom - he always tells me he's going! Went in the bathroom, closed the door and came back out. Said...."I'm glued to my pants". I looked and he had been using super-glue (thought I'd gotten rid of that stuff!) and the glue had dropped onto his belt buckle and his shirt and pants. Couldn't get his belt off - it was glued shut! I got screw driver and pliers and tried and tried to pull it apart..Then I started laughing. He kept saying it wasn't funny - he had to go to the bathroom! I laughed even harder. I finally was able to get the buckle open so his belt would come off but I finally cut the shirt from the pants. Then he started laughing and said it was pretty funny. We both were sitting in the floor laughing. I haven't laughed like that in months! It felt so good! AND through all of it - he was able to wait until we got his pants off to use the bathroom!!!
Vickie, I had to keep from laughing out loud as I read your comment, cuz my DH would have wanted to know what I was laughing at. Thanks for giving me a laugh on what has not been an easy day. Hugs!
Now there is a story for Readers Digest..oh wait that magazine is gone..well it is a hoot and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time either. Give that hubby a hug from all of us.
Just so you know should it be required in the future. You can make super glue soft again with finger nail polish remover. It will harden again afterwards but it will give you time to separate whatever has been glued together.
Vickie, that's the funniest story I have heard in a long time. It's good that you could both share the humor. I think laughing is healing. Amazing he was able to wait to relieve himself. I don't know if my DH could have done that. Have a good day!
I'm glad you all got a laugh out of this. I laugh every time I think of it. BUT...I threw out all of the superglue, but he must be hoarding it somewhere. He had another tube today! I told him I had to throw away his good shorts and shirt and I didn't want to have to do that anymore so he couldn't use superglue again. He said, "okay, as soon as I finish this"! Arggggg