I have a source of many, many great witisizms......"Good fences make good neighbors: Electric fences make GREAT neighbors". How about...." I'm not sure that good things come to those who wait. But I've noticed that bad things happen to people who cut in front of me in the express lane." (from the book "And Another Thing...Maxine on Life, Love and Losers)
Susan, I read your list and about half way down, I was feeling really bad, because I was flunking! BAD!!!..THANK GOD! It was a joke. If not really...then it's Alzheimer's Humor! We are absolutely entitled to fuss, complain, whine, ache, and use drugs!