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      CommentAuthorCarolyn*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    DH just called me into the bathroom because his "poopy" toilet paper didnt flush down. Maybe it was because he threw the used toilet paper into the bath tub. Sure glad it wasn't anything worse. LOL
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    If you want to hear horror stories, give me your e-mail address! I can make you cringe!!!! And run for cover!! LOL

    Be VERY glad it wasn't anything worse!!! This is a case where the best is NOT yet to be! LOL
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      CommentAuthormary75*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Mary, wanted to get a word in here to show you that I'm not letting this thread die just because you've posted. LOL
    • CommentAuthorAdmin
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Carolyn,

    The visual of both of you staring into the tub at the toilet paper made me laugh - sorry, couldn't help it. Sometimes "ya just gotta laugh."

    joang
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      CommentAuthormary75*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Mary, I'm slow to catch on...have only now realized that LOL doesn't mean "lots of love," as I thought it did when I posted above, but "lots of laughs." Reminds me of the time I thought that long" tidrolol", or something, was a cat's name
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    Mary, I'll take that love and hold it close to my heart!!!! Thank you for making sure I wasn't last too! <grin>

    I know that ROFLOL is "rolling on the floor laughing out loud" (if it is funnier than just "laughing out loud") and the kind where you are laughing until the tears fall is ROFLMAO, which is "rolling on the floor laughing my a** off"

    Sorry, Joan - off topic!! And the visual was priceless!
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    Carolyn, we are all chuckling b/c we know that is us or will be us!!!!!!!!!! My new motto is "just clean up the mess" I refuse to get angry or upset about anything he does or I find that he did. I just keep repeating,"just clean up the mess"
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    And hold your breath as long as you can.
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    mary 75, how sweet you added behind mary! haha. she can be quite sensitive about nobody posting after her.. awww... mary we do love you what its worth!
    someone has to be the last! maybe not you mary all the time!

    both mary and i (probably edis bless her heart), have some stories that will curl your toes about this poop topic.. but we will spare yall for now, til someone thinks they are unable to 'cope' with incontinence issues. then we will bring out the 'big guns' so to speak. :) to enlighten those who think they cant go thru it. we have run the gambit on this issue thru and thru. just yesterday mary and i were exchanging personal notes on our newest sagas to see who has it worse now.. ahha. she is trying to challenge my title but i refuse without 'just cause'. the antie is much higher nowdays.:)

    carolyn, hope the new 'discoveries' are always as light at heart:) divvi
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    Carolyn, just be thankful the used toilet tissue was in the bathtub......I used to find it in the refrigerator, kitchen cabinets or under his pillow. Ah....those were the good ol' days...NOT!
    • CommentAuthorStuntGirl
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    I'll be bringing my DH home soon, God willing, and know I will be facing the same issues soon enough. As much
    S__t as I shovel every day in the barn, I'll probably think nothing of it. Washing mare's butts when they're in heat, cleaning gelding's sheaths, all that stuff has desensitized me! LOL!
    • CommentAuthorStuntGirl
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Sorry if that sounded gross, but that's the facts here, mam.
    • CommentAuthorMawzy*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Good heavens. The only thing I'm doing at this point in time is cleaning Noche's litter box. What can I say. I live an easy life. I hope I have the interenal fortitude to 'just clean up the mess' when I need to do that.

    You guys are just too funny. Whoever heard of making a joke out of this topic? Sheeze..
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    That's why this site is so great, Mawzy! We make a joke out of anything, can't we??? Gotta keep laughing.
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      CommentAuthorCarolyn*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Sandi, I think I would #&$*@# if I found the used toilet paper in the places that you mentioned.!!
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      CommentAuthorgmaewok*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    My problem is that it is HARD to keep smiling while cleaning up the mess. Otherwise DH gets his feelings hurt. I keep saying, "Just Smile!"
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    Sandi,
    That comment made me "ROFLMAO"- thanks to Mary, I think I have now found my favorite "TERM". Love this website!!
    • CommentAuthorehamilton*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    Thanks for the mention Divvi. I have not gotten over finding "it" in every room in the house from ONE bowel movement (and that includes the kitchen sink). Wish someone would tell me a story that would curl my hair, too tired to get a perm.
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    no edis, you havent gotten over finding 'it' yet... our stories would certainly do you in for good:)maybe even a lifelong permanent perm! hahah but i have to say yours is up there within the runnings. i know its super disgusting topic but its part of this disease and we need to find a way to get thru it without going insane when it happens. just knowing others have to do the same makes it somehow more tolerable but not likeable:) divvi
    • CommentAuthordoneit
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2009
     
    You gals are incredible
    • CommentAuthorCharlotte
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2009
     
    Stuntgirl:

    I had a friend in high school who raised sheep, horses, and goats. He had no problem cleaning up after them, delivery babies etc. but no way would he change a poopy diaper. He couldn't stomach the smell. Go figure!!
    • CommentAuthorStuntGirl
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2009
     
    I think farm girls can do ANYTHING....but men are'nt made of the same stuff!
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      CommentAuthorol don*
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2009
     
    I changed the oil in my car once....but I was a lot younger an didn't know what I was getting into