DH was sitting on the back porch tonight enjoying his mocha iced coffee and the sound of our waterfall and river. I whispered through the window behind him, "I'll get two towels and we'll go get naked in the waterfall!. We'll he choked on his iced coffee and almost fell out of his chair!, lol...... One must be silly when the moment strikes. Unfortuately, I'm sitting here with you all, dry and alone ;o( But still laughing out loud.
our bedroom has a huge skylight to watch the stars at nite. (romantic-)with an automatic shutter to close/open.. we'd 'bare it all' to the universe and enjoy everything that goes with a romantic evening with the shutters open at nite. champagne, stawberries, etc- one morning at dawn i awakened to a loud scratching noise and looked up thru the skylite and a huge AIR BALLOON had gotten caught on our roof and two guys were hanging out of their basket looking down into our bed.:) butt naked both of us. i thought i was hallucinating -woke DH up and he said i had too much champagne:)then out of nowhere it took to the skies again and we ran to the balcony with the bare essentials on and they waved at us and applauded...true story.. divvi
Too funny! My neighbor just stopped by to pick up DH o go for their afternoon swim. I asked him if he had his towel and suit, and he said "I'm going to give all the ladies a thrill and go naked!" We live in a retirement community, so the visual was both funny and scary :) ~Di
We live in South Fl and had a pool at our previous house. We had a tall fence with vines on it and no one could see in the yard where the pool was. Other parts of the yard were visible where the vines had not covered the fence. We used to skinny dip. One Sunday we sent out with our towels on and there was a black racer snake at the other end of the pool - twenty feet away. My husband threw a pinecone at the snake to make him move - and move he did - racing towards us. We started running in the yard to get away from him, making all sorts of noises as well as we tried to keep holding out towels. Not sure if anyone saw us, but I was having headlines in my head of two old people getting arrested for running around nude in their yard. Now that doesn't top the story about the ballon and the skylight - that is priceles!
divva-----Well, I think you have now won the title as the Silliest Queen. That's too good to be true. But I know it must be.
Joang----How has Sid responded to silliness. My LO does seem to lose some edge to her anger when I try to bring in some silliniest and a lot of "make her happy" stuff. They can sometime go together, like sexy dancing.
We had a hot tub in the back yard of our last house. The back yard fence was 6 ft so no one could see over unless they climb up on something or possible when we were getting out. We would often go out just wrapped in towels and after dark. The neighbor behind us had a motion light which never caused a problem until the night he didn't pin his dog up. Everytime we were ready to get out, the dog would set it off so we had to wait until it went out. This must have gone on for at least a half hour until they got tired of it barking, so came out and pinned it up behind the shop.
Another time our adult son that was living with us came home with a girl, heard us and came walking into the backyard. He noticed us nude before his girl friend and did an about face. We had a good laugh at his expense.
Years ago, when our kids were young, we had a small pool in our backyard. One night it was extremely hot, so my wife and I went out to the pool, naked. We found out the next day that our older daughter, a teen, had almost come out to cool off, not knowing we were there.
When we were still traveling, a few years ago, my dh always packed our cordless "personal vibrator" in our checked luggage. One time we had to take our "checked luggage" through the airport security check. After the luggage went down the belt the luggage started vibrating. We both forgot about the "vibrator". One of the security guards carefully unzipped the luggage and carefully put his hand down around our clothes and pulled out our "now active vibrator". My face was dark red and there were a lot of smiles and he carefully turned it off and put it back. From then on we duct-taped the switch while traveling. true story.