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    There once was a lady from Scottsdale...
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    Who after cleaning poop from her white rug would wail..
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2009
     
    "heavens help me! i may yet go to jail!!!"
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      CommentAuthorfolly*
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2009
     
    The poop queen, our divvi, all hail!
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    For bashing poopin' hubby with her cleaning pail!
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    and running away, she stepped on the cat's tail.
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2009
     
    you can go to the chopping block for making fun of your queen in the old days::))) divvi

    that was cute though...
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      CommentAuthorfolly*
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2009
     
    Applause for the Poop Queen Bee
    AKA divvi, Princess of Pee.
    She brings so much fun
    To a grim situation,
    With her humor and creativity.
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2009
     
    "There once was a POOP KING named Bille"
    "Who was thought to be full of good will..."
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    He was jolly and fine, and a pleasure to know
    but while cleaning his place he slipped and fell
    now he gets to sit and sew.
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    There once was an Alzheimer's Spouse
    Who Lived In a Spic 'n Span House.................
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    But with each window she scrubbed
    The more sanity exams she flubbed...
    • CommentAuthorJanet
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2009
     
    I can't finish what bluedaze added. Starting over with Nancy B.'s beginning ---

    There once was an Alzheimer's Spouse
    Who lived in a Spic 'n Span house
    Her standards soon fell
    and she said oh, h..l,
    I fear that I just saw a mouse.
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    Great, Janet!....funny!

    Anyone else have an ending?
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    I'm trying to think what rhymes with scrubbed and flubbed. bluedaze, you got us on that one.
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      CommentAuthorfolly*
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    And now she's turned into a grouse.
    • CommentAuthorJanet
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    or "souse"
    • CommentAuthorJanet
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    There once was a woman named Joan,
    Who started a website alone.
    And to my belief
    She gave us relief
    We are thankful for our dear Joan!
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    Wonderful, Janet! Love it!
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    There once was an Alzheimer's Spouse
    Who Lived In a Spic 'n Span House.................

    But with each window she scrubbed
    The more sanity exams she flubbed...

    Her scores got so low
    She's now in the Windex showroom
    Where she can wipe them ever so slow.

    How's that, Nora? <grin>
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    pretty good Mary. When do we get published?
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    We can let Mary75 edit them and give them to her agent! <grin>
    • CommentAuthorAdmin
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    WOW! You guys are creative!

    joang
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    There once was a group of AD spouses,
    Who were married- some good?- some louses!,
    A disease came along that claimed their lives,
    Now we are caregivers to husbands and wives.

    divvi
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    Love it, divvi!
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    Good one, Divvi!
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    there once was a court that was 'Royal"
    With Titles that showed they were loyal.

    what you didnt know
    is they all had to show,
    how much poo they were willing to tow.
    :)
    divvi aka poop queen
    in honor of his royal 'hindness'-BillE
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    I knew some spouses of Alzheimers
    who fancied themselves to be rhymers..
    their poems were so bad
    they drove others mad
    So they had to learn to be mime'ers.
    • CommentAuthordivvi*
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    :)you go nancy!
    • CommentAuthorAdmin
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2009
     
    I guess I'll stick to prose. My mind just can't think in "limerick" language.

    joang
    • CommentAuthorcarosi*
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2009
     
    Knocked these out this morning.


    I come to The Alzheimer Spouse
    before I turn into a souse.
    Spouse is so bad
    driving me mad.
    Thank goodness for Alzheimer Spouse.\

    *******************

    Dementia sneaks into our lives
    stealing our husabands and wives.
    Though subtle at first
    in time does it's worst
    stealing minds and our marriage bond dies.
    • CommentAuthorcarosi*
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2009 edited
     
    Not a limerick, but a poem by Judith Viorst

    Why Marriage Was Invented

    We're on our way to the party, our speed decreased
    Because we can't remember our hostess's name.
    I say it has three syllables at least.
    He says it's like a boy's, but not the same.

    I say it rhymes with "skirt" and starts with "R".
    He says it ends with "a" and not with "t".
    And just before we've finally parked the car,
    We reach "Roberta" simultaneously.

    In our long years together we have shared
    One family and one life of joy and pain,
    Not knowing that we've slowly been prepared
    To--fifty-fifty--also share one brain.
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    Liked the poem carosi. Can relate.